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Why can’t you tease egg whites? Because they can’t take a yolk! What sea animal can be adjusted to play music? The tune-a fish! What do you call a sheep with no legs? A Cloud! |
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Looking for a fun challenge? Try Kyle’s Food Allergy Word Search! Click here to view/print a copy! |
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Thanks to Anaphylaxis Australia for posting this cartoon about some wild creatures with food allergies |
Play Pacman!|
Is Pacman really allergic to those floating goblins? Not Sure...but try to avoid them as much as possible!!! |
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· A boy goes to a Toronto Blue Jay’s baseball game. As he sits . · watching the game, he notices a peanut jump out of the bag · from the man sitting beside him. The peanut proceeds to talk, · 'hey there buddy,' it hollers, 'you're looking mighty fine tonight!' · The boy was so surprised! He decided to get away from the peanut · and go to the washroom. On the way, a soda machine appears to speak · to him saying “Hey! Your mother wears army boots!” · Confused, the boy told a stadium attendant, “Excuse me, I’m certain a · Peanut just told me I was good looking and the pop machine insulted · mother!” The attendant replied, “Let me explain... The peanuts are · complimentary, and the soda machine is out of order!” |
